Why subscribe?

You need this commentary, these hot takes, the ever-cascading verbal waterfall of clapbacks. You just don’t know it yet. I don’t know why you do either, I just know you do. Let’s take this confusing journey together.

For real though, I made this because I just prefer the idea of my POSTS hittin an inbox in a way I can kind of limit access to. As those who may have known me since high school might recall, I tend to overshare to the point of just broadcasting teenage drug “experimentation,” as the parents called it.

This is for the tiny swath of us that grew up mostly without the internet and eventually dialup before finally getting cell phones and shitty college dorm cable internet after we’d fully come of age, and for those that seek to understand us. But it’s more just for people that want to receive a newsletter I will make just for fun.

I WILL promote a lot of reader feedback if an audience for that develops.

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I’m so lazy I’m not even changing the headings here, but yeah, definitely stay up-to-date. Wouldn’t want to be the one person not up-to-date just because you didn’t subscribe

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Another heading I’d never just make up on my own, but sure, if a crew develops around this that’d be pretty cool, as long as I get to enforce roberts rules at our meetin’s.